USC:
Adam Herbert - President of Indiana University....figures.
Baseball players: Aaron Boone, Bret Boone, Morgan Ensberg, Geoff Jenkins, Fred Lynn, Mark McGwire, Mark Prior...all of which have been accused of or rumored to be involved with steroids. Oh, and a giant Poofter.
Professional Golfer- Craig Stadler. I'll take the thousands of Chicago city workers that look like walruses over one golfer.
Dan Bane - President of Trader Joe's - Hippie
Chris DeWolfe - Co-founder of MySpace - as far as I can tell, he's not Tom
James Jannard - Founder of Oakley Sunglasses - making Brian Bosworth still look cool.
LeVar Burton - actor - was he Carlton? maybe Webster?
Sophia Bush - actress- dammit, she's hot
John Carpenter - film director- "Halloween" was cool...but that was 27 years ago.
America Ferreira - actress - "Ugly Betty"...I think my grandma likes that show.
Ron Howard - film director - Am I the only one who doesn't get why he's so revered?? Except that he was the narrator for "Arrested Development" and that show is the balls.
Matthew Lawrence - actor - Whoa! Oh wait, wrong Lawrence...this was the one with the dark girlfriend in Boy Meets World
John Wayne- actor- He went to college!??!
Dexter Holland - musician - Singer for The Offspring...enough said.
Mark McGrath - musician - Singer for Sugar Ray...more worthless than The Offspring
MC Lyte- rapper- She went to college!?!? What are the admissions criteria at USC...shitting on the floor??
Lisa Ling - reporter, former co-host of The View - she's hot too...anyone other than Scott watch Channel 1 in high school and remember her? But I have a thing for the Asians...
BELOVED:
Gene Hackman - actor/professional bad-ass - Bet he loves Grossburgers
Jerry Orbach - actor - Law and Order...da da dum - In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups....
Ang Lee - film director- Brokeback Mountain....ummmm
Andy Richter- actor/comedian- This list is already better than USC's.
Alan Ruck - actor- CAMERON FRYE!!!!
Jim Cantalupo - CEO of McDonald's
Stephen Carter - CEO of El Pollo Loco and former President/COO of Universal Studios Hollywood- we've taken over LA already!
Robert L. Johnson - Founder of BET. Thank you, sir!
Michael P. Krasny - Founder of CDW. Employer of one Scott Miller Collins
Abe Saperstein - Creator of the Harlem Globetrotters
Ed Boon- Creator of Mortal Kombat - fatality!!
Jawed Karim - Co-Founder of YouTube
Fazlur Khan - Designer and builder of Sears Tower
H. Gene Slottow - Inventor of plasma display
Roger Ebert - film critic and way better than Siskel and Roeper...put together
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