In Effort to Woo Heiress, Bahl Seeks Front Office Gig With In-n-Out

Frank Bahl announced yesterday that he is seeking to mix business with pleasure and will enter a front-office position with his beloved fast-food chain In-n-Out, the California-based burger magnate famous for its "animal style 4x4" burgers. So what is the motivation for the double threat's - law and accounting - westward move? Quite simple: "burgers," says Bahl. "The first time I stopped at In-n-Out in Barrrstow," croons Bahl, "I knew it was a special experience."

Bahl would not comment on speculation that his move was also motivated in part by the recent 2006 takeover by sole heiress Lynzi Martinez (pictured below left), who, at just 24 years is both rich and hot.



When asked what changes Bahl will bring to the company, his answer was once again simple, albeit vague: "animal style accounting." I guess the SEC should expect their next quarterly financials with extra thousand-island, mustard and onions? "Yeah, that's right," answers Bahl.